For all intents and purposes, I think that Sarah Palin reminds me of a ships figurehead. They're all dolled up and nice to look at, but they really don't do anything. Except for warding away storms, water demons, and jagged rocks.
I solemnly swear, that I am up to no good.
Thursday, September 25
Are Sarah Palin jokes still funny?
Sure, why not.
For all intents and purposes, I think that Sarah Palin reminds me of a ships figurehead. They're all dolled up and nice to look at, but they really don't do anything. Except for warding away storms, water demons, and jagged rocks.
For all intents and purposes, I think that Sarah Palin reminds me of a ships figurehead. They're all dolled up and nice to look at, but they really don't do anything. Except for warding away storms, water demons, and jagged rocks.
Thursday, September 11
The Raw Deal: "People who have birthdays on Sept. 11th"
According to them, People who have birthdays on Sept. 11th, have a pretty raw deal. Again, according to them.
I overheard this yesterday as I was walking out of my local comics shop in Cockeysville. The speakers were two teenage kids, high school-ish age. "Dude, you know what sucks? Tomorrow's my birthday man, and nobody's gonna fuckin' pay attention because of 9/11."
I kept on walking. That $25 pile of comics wasn't going to read itself, and I felt pretty certain that the kid would probably get impaled on something. Hopefully to fill in the irony, a really big bad ass American flag.
My only piece of advice to you, the slighted, is get over it. Get down to the DMV, and smudge your birth date to Sept. 12th or 10th, but seriously, get over it. If the kids who have birthdays on Christmas can deal, so can you.
I overheard this yesterday as I was walking out of my local comics shop in Cockeysville. The speakers were two teenage kids, high school-ish age. "Dude, you know what sucks? Tomorrow's my birthday man, and nobody's gonna fuckin' pay attention because of 9/11."
I kept on walking. That $25 pile of comics wasn't going to read itself, and I felt pretty certain that the kid would probably get impaled on something. Hopefully to fill in the irony, a really big bad ass American flag.
My only piece of advice to you, the slighted, is get over it. Get down to the DMV, and smudge your birth date to Sept. 12th or 10th, but seriously, get over it. If the kids who have birthdays on Christmas can deal, so can you.
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